I’m the 2nd to last name on the list! Wooo! Movin’ On Up!
I just finished up an interview with funny woman Iliza Shlesinger!
Read amongst yourselves!
http://comedysceneinhouston.com/2014/09/08/the-truth-iliza-shlesinger-uniting-everyone-through-hate-2/#more-2953
What a Yam! – watch more funny videos
Did a one-eyed sailor hit you wit’ ‘is fisk?
Better Call Zaul at the law offices of Arkham, Arkham & Ahriman!
He’s Strong To The Finch and He’ll Get You Spinich!
Zaul Ahriman and the law offices of Arkham, Arkham & Ahriman are fictional. Any resemblance to any persons or entities living or dead is mere coincidental. I’m not making fun of lawyers just making fictions that play in my head for all to see.
— Al
While playing airplane games with my seat mates the conversation steers towards “So you’re a comic! Tell Me A Joke! Tell Me A Joke! ”. Part of me paused for a moment and reeled in disgust. “I’m sorry I know you get that a lot and hate it.”
Why the hell not I think to myself.
Sometimes you have to accept there are forces beyond your control, like arson.
If Cancer had a face, I’d punch it.
I would also give it a swift kick inbetween the legs. It had coming. No one would report me. I’d show them it was Cancer.
“Take these away from me!”, Reed hands me a pack of Menthols as he swears to me, “I got to quit smoking these!”.
The next night I run into another friend, “Hey Landis, you still smoke?”.
“Sure.”
I hand Landis the pack.
Shortly after a flustered Reed appears, “Does anyone have a cigarette?”.
Landis hands Reed a cigarette from the pack that was originally his.
2 Years Running Strong!!
Attack of the Comedy Show Returns To Last Concert Cafe With a Bang!
My good friend Slim Bloodworth
graces the stage!
Come see the Texan who captured the heart of the Armed Forces and Canada!
Also Featuring The Funkiest Mismatched Cast of Characters!
Lena Silva! Jami Shofner Carl Hunter Michael Dimitrius Paras, Micah Green Slim Bloodworth
I’m hosting!
We Even Got A Write Up In The Free Press Houston!
http://www.freepresshouston.com/damn-these-vampires-the-best-of-the-week/
For almost a year, I’ve been hosting movies at the Alamo Draft House in Houston. Yet most folks still have no idea what I do.
I don’t heckle the movie or make fun of them. It’s more like a Leonard Maltin spiel before the film .
I point out things to look out for. Did you know that’s a fake Mohawk in Taxi Driver? John Wayne could of been Dirty Harry.
I also give backstory to films. Why are there Space Jamaicans in “Buckaroo Banzai”?
Films I’ve hosted are, Citizen Kane, Old Boy, Dirty Harry, Blood Simple, Beetlejuice, Buckaroo Banzai, There Will Be Blood, Almost Famous, Brazil, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull and many more!
In the age of Netflix, BluRay, and VOD, It’s amazing how the big screen changes things. While you’re you have a beer a burger and unlimited popcorn.
Currently I’ll be hosting Rob Reiner’s Rockumentary classic “This Is Spinal Tap”
“As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.”
July 7th
10:00pm
Alamo Drafthouse Vintage Park
114 Vintage Park
Houston, Tx 77070
For Tickets Click Here!
Other than that come on by, put down the phone and enjoy the movie!
You can also buy the This Is Spinal Tap Poster Here!
Years ago, my father was out of country for quite some time.
When he returned I gave him a big hug and proclaimed in Farsi, “Dooster Daraam!”. (I Love You!)
His response, “Your Shoes Are On The Carpet!”.