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June 2014

Featured, Lifestyle, True Lies

For That Full Circle Nicotine Flavor

June 30, 2014

Take these away from me!”, Reed hands me a pack of Menthols as he swears to me, “I got to quit smoking these!”.

The next night I run into another friend, “Hey Landis, you still smoke?”.


I hand Landis the pack.

Shortly after a flustered Reed appears, “Does anyone have a cigarette?”.

Landis hands Reed a cigarette from the pack that was originally his.

Shameless Self Promotion!

Attack of the Comedy Show Returns To Last Concert Cafe

June 20, 2014


2 Years Running Strong!!

Attack of the Comedy Show Returns To Last Concert Cafe With a Bang!

My good friend Slim Bloodworth
graces the stage!

Come see the Texan who captured the heart of the Armed Forces and Canada!

Also Featuring The Funkiest Mismatched Cast of Characters!

Lena Silva! Jami Shofner Carl Hunter Michael Dimitrius Paras, Micah Green Slim Bloodworth

I’m hosting!

We Even Got A Write Up In The Free Press Houston!

True Lies

Remember The Alamo Drafthouse! : This Is Spinal Tap!

June 19, 2014

For almost a year, I’ve been hosting movies at the Alamo Draft House in Houston. Yet most folks still have no idea what I do.

I don’t heckle the movie or make fun of them. It’s more like a Leonard Maltin spiel before the film .

I point out things to look out for. Did you know that’s a fake Mohawk in Taxi Driver? John Wayne could of been Dirty Harry.

I also give backstory to films. Why are there Space Jamaicans in “Buckaroo Banzai”?

Films I’ve hosted are, Citizen Kane, Old Boy, Dirty Harry, Blood Simple, Beetlejuice, Buckaroo Banzai, There Will Be Blood, Almost Famous, Brazil, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull and many more!

In the age of Netflix, BluRay, and VOD, It’s amazing how the big screen changes things. While you’re you have a beer a burger and unlimited popcorn.


Currently I’ll be hosting Rob Reiner’s Rockumentary classic “This Is Spinal Tap”

“As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.”


Alamo Drafthouse Vintage Park

July 7th

Alamo Drafthouse Vintage Park
114 Vintage Park
Houston, Tx 77070

For Tickets Click Here!

Other than that come on by, put down the phone and enjoy the movie!

You can also buy the This Is Spinal Tap Poster Here!

True Lies

That 70’s Dad

June 15, 2014

Years ago, my father was out of country for quite some time.

When he returned I gave him a big hug and proclaimed in Farsi, “Dooster Daraam!”. (I Love You!)

His response, “Your Shoes Are On The Carpet!”.