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Galentine’s Day Massacre

February 14, 2022

I was once asked ’How do you do you heal a broken heart?

You don’t.

You let it fester inside until it causes physical pain and suffering. You cry in the shower like an adult as you feel the hope drain from your life. You create an armor of sarcasm and snark to protect your heart and shield yourself from all attempts at intimacy from others. Then your heart dies and you find joy in the pain and suffering of others because that’s the only way you can feel anything anymore. Or you can get a life.

Roses are Red,

Violets are blue,

You can’t save these hoes!

These hoes got to save themselves!

And by ho,

I mean the one in the mirror,

Looking right back at you!

Also I directed a “Special Valentine’s Day: Try Harder Sometimes”. It was fun to work with Alyssa Poteet, Olivia Hill the IX (on IMDB!), John Yabes and Kristen Lundberg! It’s cute send up of 90’s sitcoms and Wanda Vision. All of them funny comics and triple threats on and off stage in their own right.

In the meantime, you can catch me opening up for Jessimae Peluso’s Galentine’s Day Massacre tonight!