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Oh Moth..Er

July 26, 2015

Before I left town, I invited my mother to see me tell a story at the Moth Storytime at Warehouse Live in Houston. Then she signed up for a chance to tell a story.

“Son, wouldn’t it be funny if they put me up? 

Yeah.. Ma, that’d be hilarious.”

And that’s exactly what happened.

"So we have court in March!"

“So we have court in March!”

And she killed.

 

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That 70’s Dad

June 15, 2014

Years ago, my father was out of country for quite some time.

When he returned I gave him a big hug and proclaimed in Farsi, “Dooster Daraam!”. (I Love You!)

His response, “Your Shoes Are On The Carpet!”.